The 5th side of the looking glass

Yes yes I know I’m late, how ever things didn’t quite go to plan yesterday. I spent the rest of the day throwing up and having so quite intense pains in my side, the verdict after seeing a doctor it turns out I may have a kidney stone so I have to have an ultra sound tomorrow just to make sure. How ever I am feelings tons better today, seeing a can look at a computer screen now with out wanting to empty my stomach.

So to my plan for world peace, then about my trip to Amsterdam.

My world peace plan.

Now to start with let state some facts. We all hate our neighbours, on all levels. But the hate is over come with a common bond, that you and your neighbours both hate your neighbours on a expanded level. Let me make it clearer.

The people living next door are right pains in the arse. Loud music at night, lawnmowers at 7 in the morning the general I want to throw bricks at them sort of stuff. But I will willingly stand with them to defend the honour of our street for the scum the live in the street next to ours. And because both streets are in the west part of town we all hate the lower class scum that live in the east part of town. And every one hates the people in the next town, and because where all in the country we all that the people living the Melbourne for the soft yuppie toffs they are. But all us Victorians hate everyone from NSW, SA and TAS because there all funny in the head.

All Australians really know what the New Zealanders get up to, but don’t you every bag the Anzac’s or there will be hell to pay.

Poms are all whiners, but we both think the French are dirty greasy bastards.
The yanks don’t like Mexicans, the Canadians don’t like the yanks, the English don’t like the French, and the French don’t like the Germans.

You see the picture yet, our hatred for people close to us is put aside when we can both hate someone else further way.

So the only way we are ever going to get a lasting world peace, we need to find aliens.

The green, slimy, ten eyed bastards, thinking there so great with the advanced technology, god I hate aliens.

Im home and now back at work jet lagged to fuck, Im sitting here at work right when my body is telling me its time to go to bed, and thats after I just had seven hours sleep. But I havent forgoten you lot, so in my free time today I shall be writing down my plan for world peace that I said I would tell you all about.

I shall say all but I know CF your the only one that reads this :)

I have made it to Singapore trouble free, Now I just have to kill two hours before my next flight
So im making good use of the free Net access they have at the airport.

Oh and I have figured out a plan for world peace (yeah I got bored on the flight) It's a tad long so I want write it now so you will just have to wait till I get back. But its a good one I have called it "Nor's Hate your nieghbour, love your nieghbour, fear the UFO's plan for world peace"

Im off for the week, so the death threats your all mailing to me will be pointless for next week.
I shall let you all know of the wonderful exploits I get up to while I'm away, and I picked up a 512mb flash card for my camera so there will be plenty of pics going up when I get back:)



Ps So if your feeling down again while I’m away just look at the potato pic I sent you.....you know who you are 

With a few hours to kill on this Monday night, and seeing my new chat friend is pulling her hair out over a journalism essay and not talking, I give you this little piece of writing, it shall become a piece on narration for my novel I plan on putting little pieces like this throughout the book. Comments please.

Now as I said before the gods do exists they are the oldest of the supernatural kin. And as you can guess so still hold a grudge against humans for their “fallen” lot in life. However many have dealt with it and moved on, raining brimstone or lighting, moving mountains and generally doing what ever they wanted may now be well beyond them but old habits do die hard. And while you may not know it the gods still have an influence in our day to day lives.

Two prime examples of this are, to start with all those wonderful war gods, they have been keeping themselves busy invasions and arms races all round have kept these boys quite happy. Though things did get a bit hairy during the cold war, everyone up til then had been happy to let the boys play with there toys but the crossed the line when blowing up the planet became an option. So some intervention was taken Reshep was declared the winner and because he won he had to hide the entire Soviet’s treasury so it would be harder to beat Ictinike again.

The rest of the war gods like Mars just run the arms companies he quite happy to let others like Ictinike use them, he likes to see it as he’s new hobby designing new air craft and if he can sell them to Ictinike for US$50 mil a pop well that’s just a plus.

The exception is Thor we have heavy metal music to thank him for, but you should of figured that one out by now.

The other example is what Aphrodite and cupid are up to. Both now have pharmaceutical interest. Aphrodite’s latest invention has been a boon to many lovers that’s what she does after all and thanks to that little blue pill many lovers and keep the loving going long into the night.

Cupid is doing the same thing but in he’s own way, he was never one to get both peoples side on the love thing, as long as someone came to him and let him know that they would like to get to know that certain someone a little better, then out come the arrows and bam no questions asked love’n was just a bow shot away. And keeping with tradition flunitrazepam is just a simple purchase from that shady guy in the corner away. Of course asking for flunitrazepam might get you funny looks so ask for it by its other name rohypnol.

Evil Genius
Catherine Jinks

An interesting tale of world domination. What do you do when you find out that your dad is the greatest criminal master mind the world has ever known? And now it’s expected of you to top his efforts, well you start by going to school and get you world domination degree.

A great read with some very interest twists and turns. You must read the expiation of the math code Cadel has to crack it will do your head in!

As I have been commanded to on another blog, I have gone and gotten my grubby little paws on a copy of The fall of math by 65daysofstatic, and while the erstwhile reviewer was correct in saying that I will not regret its purchase as I haven’t, I must say the I felt that it lacked a certain energy, that left me feeling like I just didn’t quite it the true felling of the band.
Which I put down to one of two things,
1 that they are a much better live act and/or
2 I’m not British and so will never get it.

Saying that I still give it a 8/10.

And also seeing I was ordering it out of the UK I also added 100 broken windows by Idlewind and Danse macabre by the faint (both of which are also recommended by the foresaid bloger) to make the order worth while and it must be said the both of these CD get a 10/10 which as far as I’m concerned make the review a fully fledged MUSIC GODDESS I have never come a across any one else on the planet that I have given a score of 28/30 (I always get people to pick 3 cd’s when judging their taste)

That said go here http://yourbrokencharacter.blogspirit.com to receive true musical enlightenment.


And so to maintain my flair for the dramatic.
CF I knell before you and place my blade at your disposal and wish only to bask in your musical enlightenment.

Today at work I looked out my window only to see that the carpark was full of sheep.

Sometimes for all my metro ways I need reminding that I live in the counrty.....I think that did the job.

Well dear readers I have once again seen the end of yet another dull working week, with not once thing of any interest occurring at all (apart from my knee stuffing up on me so now I’m in pain)

So with nothing new to add, and because CF wishes it, I shall go into a bit more detail on the book I’m working on.

As has been stated elsewhere I am working on a book about vampires and other mythical beings. In my book vampires do exist as do other beings of the like, but they are not at all what people expect them to be. They exist because there are enough people that believe that they do exist, or want them to exist. So yes that does mean that gods show up as well.

At this stage it there are a few vampires that will pop up in the story,(the lead is a vampire), as well as some fairies, a werewolf, a god, three lepricorns (where they fit in I’m not sure yet)

The main plot revolves around a vampire (newly turned) trying to find his way. How do you now act now that you’re a vampire (after he figures out what he now is) when all you ever knew about them was in TV shows and Anne Rice novels? So we follow our vampire on a tour of various human sub cultures. (yes the first one is goths).

And along the way we find out some home truths about vampires and other beings, and find out what all the old gods are up to now.

Well dear readers in just a few days (nineteen in fact) I am off to Amsterdam. Why you say? Well who wouldn’t go;
a) In the first place
b) When you get to go for free

Yes that’s right due to the wonderful corporate lifestyle that others like to live, I have found myself going to Amsterdam for a week and don’t have to worry about airfares and accommodation.

So any of you out there with tips and advice on things to see and do whilst in Amsterdam please comment away.